The Show must go on

So you may remember we tried selling ourselves on eBay in February in order to get a job.

Well the papers reported, the bloggers debated and the bids were placed.

Despite the hype we are still currently, well,  jobless. But you can help.

We thought after all the response we got from our eBay innovation that we would enter it into the Chip Shop awards.

Now today begins the ‘People’s Choice Vote’ and doing what we do best, we’re trying to get the best self promotion we can. Aptly we entered into the self promotion category, see link below:

(You can recognise our eBay page as it says “Don’t miss out on this fabulous bargain!!!” across the page)

All you have to do is click on this link and vote for us.  (No login needed…just select a star rating and your deed is done).

Go on, it can be your good deed for the day.

Mystery bidders reveal yourselves.

The votes have been counted, the public has spoken, tonight the winning bidder is…

Okay, so we hold our hands up and admit that most but certainly not all of the bids on us weren’t genuine. They were people having a laugh. When we were asked our “Buy It Now Price” by a rich Nigerian we kept our fingers crossed, as we demanded £2,000,000 for immediate purchase.

He did not reply.

Unfortunately, we remain unsold. On the market. In the shop window, if you will.

However, selling ourselves to the highest bidder was not the primary intention. Think of it as a good old-fashioned advertising stunt. We didn’t fancy dressing up as elderly men, it just didn’t feel that original. Our stunt was not without reason. It was designed to draw attention to two things: -

- The first is the way people get placements. It’s a funny old apprentice-like system to get a job as a creative in advertising. I doubt there is a prospective creative around who doesn’t wish that getting a job was as simple as an online auction.

- The second was … us. Okay, it’s not a pretty poster, but in 3 days we did manage to get 2 newspapers, 11 blogs and hundreds of tweeters talking about our experiment. Not to mention over 3000 views on eBay. Aside from the odd comment “shame they’re not fit,” we were proud to get people talking about something which has been a constant part of our everyday life for a year now and have received bags of support, so thank you.

However, this did originate as a bid to use the power of the online world and try to get Peter Riley at 2020London to give us a job. So Pete, did it work?!

…or do we need to chase up the mystery bidders and find out what on earth they want from us?! Watch this space, we’ll let you know, when we do.

Look North

Yesterday we received a phone call from the Yorkshire Post. Nipping outside for a mid-work interview, we had to describe the complicated business of why we came as a team and how the placement minefield works (we’re not even sure we understand it ourselves yet). Despite implying that I (Amy) have been forced into poverty and living in squalor (I really did not complain that much-honest), It does show some of the obstacles that you must navigate your way around to survive “The Battle of Placement”.

And just before we leave you to squint at this scan of the article, since you won’t find the Yorkshire Post anywhere but Yorkshire, we would just like to say that we were shocked that the title of the article reads, “How to get a job in advertising.” Just to clarify, we have not yet got a job in advertising…but if it works you’ll be the first to know (after our Mams).

See this link for a larger version (which you might be able to read). The Yorkshire Post

To bid or not to bid?

As two young advertising creatives stung by the recession, we decided that it was getting to the point where we had to take some serious action.

So in order to get the attention of our very busy boss at 2020London, Peter Riley, we have decided to auction ourselves on Ebay.

It seems as though somewhere along the line,we’ve become extremely popular with the general public. Let’s hope that Peter Riley snaps us up before it all goes horribly wrong!

Or have a bid yourself. See link.

Creative Genii selling their soul on ebay.

Interflora

‘If you ain’t shakespeare’

Toys ‘R’ Us

We have invented a token scheme ‘Little Treasures’ for Toys ‘R’ Us.

These tokens are for parents to reward their children for good behaviour. And they can then be redemmed instore for money off toys.

Macdonalds

One off idea.

British Airways

Guilty

Product innovation – Innocent smoothie cocktails.

The purity of innocent with a little bit of an alcoholic kick.

Bennetts, Motorbike Insurance

Bennetts Motorbike Insurance – ‘Insuring Freedom since 1933′